What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:25

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
share office space ...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives